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Official home of the original CGBeadroller. Graphite cavity marvers for the lampwork industry.
Don't settle for cheap knockoffs.
Made with superior optical grade graphite. Machine finished with diamonds.
I am also a self representing artist. All beads are hand made by me from soft (soda lime) glass, kiln annealed for strength and durability.

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1/20/12
Had a wonderful surprise today, I'm shipping to my 30th country.  Just added China to the list.  Looking at her bio, she's quit an artist.  Educated in EU and also lived in Canada, you can see the influence in her style.  Have a look, she does pretty work.  Yingni

1/13/12

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME!!
The CGBeadroller will be 3 years old on February 1st.

Thanks to all my wonderful customers, I've come a long way.
While the cost of materials has gone up this past year, the cost of production has gone down, and I want to pass that saving along.

So, I'M REDUCING THE PRICE.
This will be like getting free shipping every time.
This is not a sale, this is my Anniversary present to everyone.
Check the website, the new pricing is clearly stated on each item

1/11/12
I have no words for this video, I think she says it all.....
YouTube video

12/11/11
Merry Christmas from the staff at CGBeads.
This was the buffet line at the Christmas party.  A good time was had by all.


11/26/11

I found some Christmas beads I made a few years ago, so I made them into two bracelets.  When I put one on, it was a bit skimpy, so I attached them together to make this one big bracelet.  Much more full and definitely more fun to wear.  It's full of penguins, snowmen, Christmas cats, Christmas socks, Christmas bulbs, Christmas ornaments and Swarovski crystals.


11/19/11

Sometimes I buy stuff just so I can have a surprise in the mail, cause I inevitably forget I've bought something until it arrives on my doorstep.  This time it was Publisher Clearing House, I figure I have just as much chance at winning as everyone else, but since I'm more likely to get struck by lightning, I'm now avoiding rain storms.  I got my cashew crunch, love it, for the price I'd had better love it.  Got my meat loaf baker, the one with the drip pan, now I'm impressed, but for the price, I had better be.

11/12/11

Went to see Josh Mazet demo the other day. When I saw this marble he made (1-3/4"), I couldn't resist buying it to set along side my Josh Simpson planet. (I think I'm on a Josh roll) This one is a vortex marble, I wish I could photo it in 3D.  When you look into a vortex marble, they look at least 2-3 times deeper than what they really are.  I'm not sure about the optics science, but I'm sure it's the way the extra glass magnifies the back where the vortex is formed.  Someone asked him if he'd ever made a hedgehog, he said no but would give it a try, it was spot on. *jaw drop*


11/5/11

My cats bring me all the good critters. The hard part is: figuring out how to catch a squirrel in the house. Fortunately: it was trapped behind the fridge so it couldn't see me coming with the blanket that I grabbed it's tail with. It's a good day when you can capture and release without hurting the critter, or more importantly, scaring the shit out of me. My only regret is not being able to take the time to take a picture.

11/1/11
Tommorrow is "Look For Circles Day".
Yep, it's actually on the calendar. When I flipped my calendar to November, there it was, on November 2nd. If it's not on yours, then I guess you need a new calendar, cause this is important. [tongue in cheek]
Well I couldn't pass up the fun, so I'm having a sale.
Now, a bit about the holiday itself. I can't seem to find out who started, where it was started, or why.
There, now you know as much about the holiday as I [and google] do.
Circle the wagons Ma, I found some links to fun things with circles:
Welcome to the Crop Circle Connector
Circle Makers
Mathematical Imagery - Fun with Circles
Enjoy your day looking for circles.

10/28/11
Some people should not be allowed to procreate.
Not a Halloween Costume: Washington Man Cuts Off Are With Guillotine
Man Allegedly Beat Woman with Frozen Armadillo (makes me proud to be a Texan.....)
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10/20/11
"Shucking Corn with Ken - Clean Ears Everytime"
This is pretty slick, I haven't tried it yet, but corn is my favorite food, so I'm gonna give it a try.

10/15/11
I saw this on FaceBook, love it!!
"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed."

9/24/11
We've had a record 70 days of 100+ degrees here in the Dallas area, and it shows. The wild fires have been devastating and the ground is so dry. These are pictures from the past few years, of my rose bush in the front yard. Then compare it to the last photo from today, same rose bush.



9/18/11
My husband is the best, he takes me to all the good places. We took a Sunday drive to 'The Dump', then Home Depot, but we did wind up in Central Market buying some of my favorite oddball foods - ahh, redemption. It was the first time we have gone to 'The Dump' [for those of you that don't have one, it's a discount furniture store]. The commercials brag about the hugely slashed prices, but we were surprised at just how high the low prices were. What ever happened to truth in advertising. Home Depot? Next to the grocery store, that's our favorite place so a good time was had by all. Central Market grocery stores are a real destination in themselves. I've heard the one in Austin, Tx is the second largest tourist destination in the city. The isles aren't just back and forth, the whole store is set up like a maze, and you travel into one section/room filled with normal grocery isle rows, then exit out the other side and into another section/room. Not only is it entertaining, it's full of exotic foods. The meat department is to dye for. I found some Sprecher pop, the owner of this beer and soda brewery is a cousin of my mothers, and the pop is old fashioned and very flavorful. I ate my first fresh fig, holy cow, why didn't someone tell me before how good a fresh one is? Helva, woohoo, I found some Helva. And of course, sour dough bread, millet bread, and chocolate crescents to round off the perfect day.

8/26/11
This is Jett and Tina, showing off their new toy, I added the whack-a-mole port. It only cost $300, but it came with a free Dyson inside for me. With 4 cats and a bad back [not really, but I don't want to just say I'm getting lazy], my Kirby is getting a bit cumbersome, so I've been researching Dyson lately.

If you've not heard about Woot.com yet, it's [in their own words] the original 'one day, one deal' website. Every once in a while, they have a Woot-off. Instead of one item for one day, they sell something with a limited quantity, when that's gone, they go to the next item. They had a Woot-off a few weeks ago, and a refurbished Dyson came up [actually, it was for a new box, with a free refurbished Dyson inside]. It was an upright and I wanted a canister model, but heck, the cat toy [box] was the perfect size. I've read that a refurb Dyson is actually better than a new one anyway, because it has been 'gone over' so every little thing wrong has been fixed.

Now the cats have a new box/toy, and I can clean out all the miscellaneous ones scattered around the house, well, maybe not the one in the hall that came with free bubble wrap inside.


8/21/11
North Texas State Fair was this weekend, that's the county fair, but it's the largest fair north of Dallas. Steve has been refurbishing the pit for the past few months, hours and hours, this was like restoring a car, but the finished pit is awesome. They placed as reserve Grand Champion [second place].


8/6/11

I just did a short youtube video for all the curious seekers out there. I did it with my camera, so it's short and not great quality, but it shows doing a tool change. If you look at the graphite, you can see that we machine 10 tools at a time, that explains the main reason we don't do custom tools. Get your popcorn and buckle up, it's going to be a boring ride....
CGBeads - Haas cnc tool change (on YouTube)
CGBeads - Haas cnc tool change (same vidoe, just on my website and a bit smaller screen)

7/27/11

Things have been trudging along slowly, but steadily, with the new machine. Did you know [and no, you probably didn't, but I'm gonna tell you anyway], if you drop the spindle on a CNC machine and forget to slow down the speed rate, you can actually snap a 1/8" drill bit into 4 pieces when it hits the bottom? Ya, lesson learned, I won't be doing that again. ** A quick FYI, the Soda Lime Times has decided to reduce the cost of their online magazine to a more affordable $4.95 a month. I know Diane has a lot of things planned for the magazine, and the website, so this will help her get off and running a bit quicker. ** I now have a newsletter, would love to have you sign up, I promise it will be a 'newsletter', fluff n stuff if for this blog and facebook [oh, if you'd like to 'like' that, too.]

7/16/11
There's a new beadmakers magazine on the market. It's an online publication and you can get check out a free issue. I have read the first issue, holy cow, this is an awesome publication. Diane Woodall has been writing her local ISGB chapters newsletter, and is now she's turned her writing skill to be benefit the entire community.
Soda Lime Times

7/12/11
It's been a long time between post, but I'm still here. The cnc machine learning curve is coming along fine. Ok, truth? I'm really lost... When my husband is there telling me what to do next, I'm fine, but then, I've only run it a handful of times myself, so I guess I am doing fine. I did start it up all my myself today, with no one around to help me, even figured out how to warm up the spindle on my own, and it only took me 45 minutes to remember how. *grin* I've also been able to get in some torch time lately. Made these the other day. Like the beadcaps? You can get them from Donna Millard website.


6/28/11
The contest is over. It was a hard choice to pick the winners, so hard, I had my son, daughter and a friend do it for me.
Here are the winners. A big thank you to everyone for making this such a fun event for me.
You can see all the entries on the comments page.
There once was a neophyte from Maine
whose imperfect donuts drove her insane
Her instructor relented
"Rounded- not dented"
use the CGBeadrolller and don't complain
Humbly yours,
a newbie who has never used one... ~Pam~
I think there is a limit to what I would do for a free CGBeadroller...
Although I am totally willing to gain 250 lbs and then walk barefoot across 4 miles of rusty nails through a desert in Hell while wearing a necklace made of dead fish.
Worth It! ~Juls~
With sincere apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
I love thee to the depth of 18 millimeters
My glass can reach, when glowing from the flame
For the ends of beads and ideal glass
I love thee to the width of 10 millimeters
My bead can spread in evenness and beauty
I love thee as freely as a mandrel spins
I love thee purely for defeating wonkiness
I love thee with the passion of Pandora
And the heat of Hestia, goddess of the hearth.
I love the with a love annealed at 968 degrees
Fahrenheit I love thee with with my breath, my burns, my smiles,
My tears, of all of my life!--and, in the event of a propane mishap,
I shall but love thee better after death. ~Susan~
pologies to Joyce Kilmer
I think that I shall never see
Rollers as lovely as CG's.
Rollers whose finest graphite is prest
against flowing glass to create the best;
Rollers that aid and assist and inpire
and spark imagination to dream with fire;
Rollers that help to sculpt and mold
and tame the glass in contours bold;
Rollers that coax the glass into rounds
and ovals and disks in shapes that astound.
Poems are made by fools like me,
The best Rollers are only made by CG.
I have just one roller and I love it madly! It's not just a great tool but it's obviously made with love and care and I'd dearly love to have another. ~Patty~
grew up in a neighborhood north of Washington DC that was known for making exquisite hand made beads. The sand from the coastal beaches of Maryland and Delaware were of a purity not found anywhere else in the western hemisphere. Families were known to make different shaped beads, each family perfecting their particular shapes with the help of CG Beadrollers, which are known to be the finest beadrollers made. The skill was passed from generation to generation. All children were taught this skill from the time they were 5 or 6 years old. All children, but me.
My family was the one family who did not make beads. My father worked for the federal government. The skills passed from generation to generation in our family was filing alphabetically, placing callers on hold and unjamming the Xerox machines.
Of course, this made us outcasts. While the other children bragged about how their fathers could make 35 mm big hole disk beads or perfect 25mm round beads, I was only able to counter with "my father is a contract procurement officer for the department of the army". Which brought peels of laughter. I couldn't blame them, I had no idea what that meant either. While Peggy Baker's father was known the world over for his exquisite round dichroic graduated bead sets and Valerie Goldberg's mother encased silver glass ribbed bicones, all I could brag about was that we had a much better health care plan, including dental.
Secretly, I longed to be a normal family like the rest of my friends. I spent many hours dreaming I was adopted and that my real parents would show up to claim me and teach me how to form a perfect egg shaped bead embellished with raku frit.
I remember going to my friend Andrea LePine's 10th birthday party and seeing her unwrap and entire set of CG rollers with their beautiful flame handles. I cried myself to sleep that night.
Every Christmas I would write to Santa Claus and beg him to bring me a Quad Squad Pandora style roller. I promised to clean my room every day and help my mother with the dishes if I could just have a Ribbed Small Chunky Oval Trio. I would wake up on Christmas morning with such hope in my little heart only to have it dashed once again when I unwrapped yet another type writer ribbon, or pencil sharpener.
My mother could see that civil servitude was not my dream. One year she took pitty on me and bought me a cheap Chinese made knockoff with a metal handle. The other children laughed at me. I didn't have a torch or glass so I used it to make Playdoh beads on bamboo barbecue skewers.
When I became and adult I followed in my family's tradition and went to work for the county of Sacramento CA, but in my heart I still longed to someday have a set of my own beautifully made CG rollers and make beautiful beads like the other girls I grew up with do now, but it is difficult to break out of one's class. The untouchables may become rich, but they will always be untouchable. And the civil servant can dream of being a bead artist, but without the proper equipment will never take their place as a bead maker.
But we dream...we dream. ~Kevan~
Sung to the tune of "Saturday Night" by [who else] the Bay City Rollers!
R –O – L – L – L – L – ING…BEADS
R –O – L – L – L – L – ING…BEADS
R –O – L – L – L – L – ING…BEADS
R –O – L – L – L – L – ING…BEADS
Gonna keep on rolling in the pulsing flame
On Saturday night, Saturday night,
Rolling hot glass in Donna’s great new thang
On Saturday night, Saturday night,
I – I – I - I just can’t wait
I – I – I – I got a date
At the good ole bead rolling new tool show
I gotta go
Saturday Night
Saturday Night
Gonna flame it up, roll it up
Do it all, make a ball,
Saturday Night,
Saturday Night
It's just a Saturday Night
A flaming Saturday Night
Flaming Saturday Night
Gonna roll my beads till the night is through
On Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Tell you all the awesome things I'm gonna do
On Saturday Night, Saturday Night
I - I - I - I love them so
I - I - I - I'm gonna let her know
Saturday Night,
Saturday Night
It's just a Saturday Night
A flaming Saturday Night
Flaming Saturday Night
Congratulations Donna on your business expansion.
I love seeing how you have taken your dream and made it into a reality!! ~Wendy~
The CG Beadroller is the Queen of all of lampwork tools. She rules with a benevolent, yet firm hand, and does not back down from fiery, difficult situations. All of the kingdom's glassy subjects live in admiration of her beauty and power. Long live the Queen! ~Glenda
My testimonial for the beadroller is quite simple. They are truly the easiest to use. There's no pressing, there's no base and the tools are light as can be. I can make several beads on one mandrel with ease. I never have to look for the bottom part or the top part. Just one piece ready and waiting for me to use. I love the fact that there are mixed shapes so that I can use one roller for many different styles and shapes instead of having to pull out a different one each time. Donna is great! Speedy shipping and I've never had a problem with any of mine. I only own one however. The reason is not because I don't like her rollers but the fact that I never have time to do anything "I" want to do. After I'm done packing orders and dealing with family things, I'm simply too tired to play. BUT, I am happy to say that ..that is about to change. I promised myself that I would give me some me time every day. I could make up some fabulous, crazy story but there's no need to. Donna's rollers are simply the easiest and versatile roller to use. I recommend her to all my customers and her presses are what I give in my giveaways. People just love them! That's my story and I'm sticking to it ;-) ~Irene~
Sung to the tune of Silent Night.....
Super Wow!
Holy Cow!
All so cool,
Want it now
Round your pandora
Beads shall be.
CG Beadroller
So easy, you see.
Let me win one, please!
Let me win one please..
Thank you very much for this opportunity to enter your contest. I have never used one. I really, really want to though....
I am hoping for an early Christmas present.... lol
Feliz Navidad, ~Steve~

6/16/11
RED LETTER DAY
WIN A FREE CGBEADROLLER ! ! !
It's been a long time coming, and we finally have our first batch of tools from our own CNC machine.
We ran one of the most popular versions, the BR-1401 Donut Spacers Pandora Style.
Now for the exciting news, I'm running a contest to give 9 of these BR-1401 away (no substitutions). The rules are simple, write me a testimonial of why you love the CGBeadrollers. If you don't have any of the tools, write me why you should get one of the first ones off the line for free, no shipping charges, no hidden fees, no fluff and stuff. Here's an example of my husbands testimonial: I would drag my body over 19 miles of barbed wire and broken glass, just to drink dirty water from the tire track of the car that carried the inventor of CGBeadrollers away.
Email yours to me HERE. Contest ends June 24th, midnight central standard time.
(Tools will be engraved with the date and number off the line, and come with a certificate of authenticity.)
(Once submitted, all testimonials become the property of CGBeads)
Proof in picture, our first tools off the line.

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6/9/11

There's a new website in town. This is a vertual cork board of advertisers, modeled after the 'Million Dollar Home Page'. The concept is simple: you purchase a block of squares on the board, when moused over, this plot of real estate opens up a popup of your ad and a link to your website/eBay/etc. Details here.

6/5/11
I've actually been back from my Murano trip for a week, but I'm still editing pictures, so in the mean time... Here's an update on the latest BBQ cookoff. Steve cooked with his longtime friend and original cooking partner this weekend. They won 1st place in brisket and the troply was a pair of spurs, they are awesome. (pictures of Murano soon)




5/10/11
Getting close, getting close.
I leave for my class in Murano next week, the 20th to be exact. I signed up for a five day class with Lucio Bubacco, his friend Emilio Santini will be a guest instructor. It's a humbling experience to be taking a class with these truly amazing master of the flame. I only hope I come home with as much skill as bragging rights. Anyway, my catalog will be open for orders, but nothing will ship until the week of May 31st.

4/28/11
We were looking at new ridding lawn mowers last fall, when they were on sale. Of course we put it off and they are more expensive now, but in hindsight, it was good we did. Steve found a metal post on the corner of the property, probably leftover from a long gone street name sign. Problem is he found it with the mower, bent the entire frame of the rider. How the heck he missed it for 18 years is a mystery. Somewhere in this picture is the 50 yard line. A game of touch football anyone?


4/24/11
Happy Easter.
Time-Lapse Auroras Over Norway

The Aurora from Terje Sorgjerd on Vimeo.



4/8/11
I hate to tell you how much this makes me miss my nehru jackets. Drat, just aged myself, too.



4/4/11

IT"S HERE!! Only took the riggers about an hour to unload and level it. Electricity is next.




3/31/11
All tricked out, and no where to go.
The roll up door is the only think left to complete the 'building',
but I probably won't take another picture when it's on, after all, you probably know what a rollup door looks like.


3/28/11
This was last Thursday. We went out of town for the weekend so I didn't get a picture on Friday.


This one is from today. The skin is all on, I've learned that's the term for the outside walls, the roof is on (not sure if that has a pc name or not). Next will be the electric, the roll up door, and the cnc machine. We'll add a room inside later



3/23/11
Frame is pretty much up, windows are in, one door is framed in, insulation was delivered today.


3/22/11
The fix-it parts got here yesterday afternoon, the building is at a standstill today, insulation and walk in doors arrived in the morning so the contractor will resume then. We are off to buy windows today. <to be continued>

3/20/11
Wow, four posts in less than a week, I must be on some sort of a roll. But I had to post that I bought my air plane tickets today. I'm scheduled to take a class in Murano with Lucio Bubacco and Emilio Santini in May. It will be a 5 day workshop, and I have no idea what the exact content of the class will be, but does it even matter? I don't think it does. *grin*

3/18/11
Guess we will have to cut the beam ourselves (which is not a problem) and the factory is sending some patchwork for us, so we won't have to wait and see who has gotten a beam that is too short in their building kit. Should be here Monday, not bad. I'll update with pictures next week then.

3/16/11
<NEWS FLASH FOLLOW UP>
Done for the day with just one hitch, not bad - except it was a major goof up.
One of the top beams was a foot and a half too long...


3/16/11
NEWS FLASH ! ! !
This is what my back yard looked like the end of last year.
Actually, this is what it looked like after we had the old building half demolished.
Yes, that's a 63 Belaire. 85,000 original miles, good condition, but needs restoring.
Still has the sticker in the window that they put on when it was used as a street extra in the Stone film 'JFK'



This is what it looked like in January.



This what it looked like in February.
I had no idea concrete stain dried that fast with just a little bit of sun....


Our 24x36 ft building was delivered this morning, and will take about a week to put up. Sometime after that, we can take possession of the cnc machine that has been in storage for 2 months. I don't know how long the learning curve will be, but we'll be machining the graphite for the beadrollers in house soon.


2/25/11
Kara keeps making work for me. I just uploaded a bunch of new beadcaps for her.

2/20/11
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST DARN SON-IN-LAW ON THE PLANET ! ! !

2/6/11
We finished the jewelry tools sooner than expected. YEY ! !
If you make jewelry, you need to try these out.
They're not your mothers tools, extra steps have been taken to refine the tools for a finish that won't mar your silver.
Come and gettum.....


2/3/11
Coming soon - - jewelry tools - -



1/30/11
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME ! ! !
Yep, it's been two years, can you believe it?

Thanks to my awesome awesome customers, my little experiment with cavity marvers exceeded my wildest expectations. To say thank you, I've listened to your pleas, and will offer the 'sampler' as the anniversary tool. I've also made a limited quantity of a ribbed version, and each will come in a flame bag. The Anniversary Special will run through Feb. 15th.

Now for the 'other' exciting news - Along with my already indispensable husband behind the scenes, I've grown big enough to bring both of my children on board. Arik will be helping me in the shop. He'll also be starting a line of frit (see the catagory list on the left for the link), and will work into making custom blends. Kara has always wanted to retail jewelry finding (link is on the left), and has also found the cutest line of jewelry tools. She's working on hand finishing the surface, and will unveiled them soon.

A big thank you smooch to every one that helped make this possible.

1/23/11
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweat things.
2. One Tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a nonprofit organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another work for synonym?
11. Where do forest ranger go to "get away from it all?"
12. What do yo do when yo see and endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
19. Why do they put Braille on drive through bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before slice bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
23. Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the work 'LISP' to have 'S' in it?
30. Why is it called a tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
31. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
32. If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?
33. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

1/21/11
Someone showed me this youtube of Fragile Ice at Yosemite Park, amazing stuff.
There are 13 vidoe's in the Yosemite Nature Notes series.


1/7/11
I guess it's time to do my first update of the new year/decade, althooough - it only seems like a day has gone by since yesterday.... It's been three years since I've seem my dad, so I went home over New Years Eve weekend. I'm from North Dakota (transplanted to Texas), and you never forget how subzero air can hurt your lungs, but it's still a bit of a shock when you take that first deep breath and start to choke. duh... The weekend was great. Pat and Vanna were doing "Wheel" from Los Vegas. Polka Party Express, ok, accordion music isn't that bad, I kind of like it. There was a 100 car pile up near Fargo, other end of the state, thank goodness. The fold out couch bed has not mysteriously become a pleasant place to sleep. Crock pot roast at dads, nephla at my sisters, salmon patties at my brothers. Showed Aunt Rose how to text, I fear my cousins will never forgive me now. Taco pizza at Happy Joe's, and peppermint ice cream. Oh Oh, and Jeopardy!!! I love that show!!! Old family photo albums, even got to take a few pictures. Funny, I don't remember being that slim, sigh, and my hair was a much prettier color of red once, double sigh. I hate it that my 88 year old father can out exercise me. Got to add numbers to the phone book in the awesome new house phone my brother bought dad. Speaking of my brother-slash-great-white-humter, how come I didn't get some deer jerky? Probably cause I'm too stupid to ask for it? And all the Pheasants along side the road when we drove down to my sisters, that was awesome, they were everywhere, it's actually become a whole new hunting industry there now. And somehow, husbands can always manage to turn white socks into pink socks when wives aren't around, but I'd rather wear pink socks than complain... Bought a new pair of ankle boots, they will help hide the pink socks. Walking OUT TO the plane is a trip, so is watching the pilot do his pre-flight check by walking up to the propellor and giving it a spin. After I got home, it took 2 days to get all the orders shipped. Don't people have anything better to do over a holiday weekend than buy beadrollers? Wish I would have made a snow angle, not.. Have you ever driven when it's snowing? It's like traveling through a time tunnel, the snow looks like it's flying straight at you, it's hypnotizing, glad I wasn't the one driving. zzz And the oil boom, holy cow, 2-1/2% unemployment in NoDak. It was a short trip, but dad & I packed it full of talk and time together. Ahhh, happy camper I am.

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MY CATS
How To Arrange 5 Cats
JOKES
MISC
BLOG ARCHIVES
Bead Review 2005

The Wedding
(Mr. & Mrs. Whitney)
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Dancing at the Movies

someone close my mouth for me, this pool trick shot
left me speechless


360 degree panorama pix
Paris by Night


Evolution of Dance

amazing, note the language
fishy card trick

Telemarketer Nightmare
audio

Chris Bliss
the Beatles juggler


The Godfather: scammer upsets the Mafia

are you a Star Wars fan?
Emperor Palpatine get a phone call from Vader

This has been around a while, I just found it again
How to Fold a T-Shirt

David Hasselhoff's
"Jump In My Car"


German Coast Guard

John Walshes
Family Watchdog
find registered sex offenders near you

David Hasselhoff is
hooked on a fealing


this kid is too cute
Fat Kid Gay Dance

my husband found this
(yes, it's clean)
Men In Coats Vidio

Tom Cruise Is Nuts

John Titor time traveler
click on 'John's story'
left hand column

Waikiki, Oahu, Hawaii
January 2006
short version - 32 pix
long version - 337 pix

my Seattle Sep/2005 trip
my Seattle June/2008 trip

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TRIBUTE TO MY MOTHER

My Aunt Ruth's poem
If Tomorrow Starts
Without Me

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